For those of you who missed my twitter post, I created another blog because I’m a bit OCD and the extra “k” at the end of the blog title was bothering me. Also, the new blog is paid for (this one is free), which gives me a bit more control over the layout and design. Please check it out and let me know which one you guys like better. I like the over all design of the other one better, but I prefer the fact that the side bar on this blog is skinnier than the other one.
But I can’t really make up my mind. I just know that that “k” is slowly driving me mad.
Let me know what you think:
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I always say that I never knew how many crazy people existed in the world until I joined twitter. But the same can be said for the ever increasingly insane reality shows that keep popping up on channels like TLC and A&E.
My Strange Addiction is about crazy people who are addicted to random things that aren’t actually addicting in any way. They just prefer to use the more socially acceptable term “addiction” to the more realistic term “bat shit crazy.”
Just writing the word vagina kinda makes me uncomfortable.
But I’m a fan of Naomi Wolf so when she has something to talk about, I want to hear what she has to say. Even if it involves that word.
If you aren’t familiar with her, she is an author, social critic, and political activist who raises awareness of the pervasive inequities that exist in society and politics. <— I stole that sentence from her website. I’m not even sure I know what pervasive inequities means.
This episode sucked. I barely made it to the end of the show. I could sum the whole thing with this: “My party is better than yours, vodka shots, hall passes are stupid, Marissa is disgusted by her husband, Adrienne hates her husband, Brandi wants to steal everyone’s husbands. Where’s Taylor? No one cares. Lisa’s house is amazing, Jam is for the middle class, Faye is the devil, divorce, vow renewal, shit talking, drama, Yolanda is the best. The End.”
But since you’ve all missed me so much I’ll write you an actual recap. With pictures of course.
You guys know I love UFC and I’m a pretty big GSP fan, but after Saturday night’s post fight presser I have a new found love of Nick Diaz.
I think I probably enjoyed the press conference more than the actual fight. I love people who speak the truth and say what’s on their mind, and Nick let it all out. I just hope the IRS wasn’t watching.
Someone needs to give this kid a hug…. and a lawyer.
Watch the video:
This week on Mob Wives, Karen and Ramoner are going to Arizona to break Karen’s father out of prison and murder Dave’s new girlfriend.
Karen thinks maybe she can find some new evidence in a bunch of dusty old boxes that will help get her father out of prison early. Never mind the fact that he pleaded guilty, admitted what he did, accepted the deal, and probably signed some paperwork agreeing to it all. Karen knows this, and this whole “finding new evidence” scene is just for show.
Considering that her father is the reason why John Gotti AKA the Boss of all Bosses died in prison, I think she should be happy her dad is where he is. I’m sure it beats being buried in the desert. Which is probably where he’ll end up once he’s released. Just sayin….
After the History Channel aired an episode that depicted Satan looking curiously similar to an older, more wrinkly Obama, #ObamaIsNotSatan started trending on twitter.
I want to start off by saying that I love you guys so much, that if any of you ever turned into zombies I wouldn’t shoot you in the head, I would just cut off your jaws and arms and keep metal chains around your necks so that we could still hang out.
Maybe I could even teach you to type with your toes so we could still talk shit on twitter…. oh wait, I keep forgetting – no internet after the Apocalypse. Damn it.
So anyway the recap:
Now I know why I got so many calls inviting me to bars today.
I was thinking: who starts drinking at 11am on a Sunday?
I was starting to think all my friends were turning into alcoholics or something .
Shit. Now I get it.
A lot of people seem to be under the impression that the Sandy Hook school shooting massacre was a false flag operation initiated by the government in order to get one step closer to fulfilling their agenda of making firearms illegal for private citizens.
I shit you not people. There is even a Wikipedia article dedicated to the conspiracy.
The Huffington Post wrote an article explaining why the Wiki article is bullshit.
You can read them both and decide who you believe.